I was trying to come up with something along that line and you got it!
And how about, "No not really, but we did get THIS close."
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Is this the first time ya'll heard these rumors? Sheesh, I READ about it last week. Still wondering if its true. Who was that first 'witness' they listed, the brother-in-law of the ex-wife's husband's half-brother or something like that? lol