Three surgeons were discussing surgeries that they have recently had. The first surgeon said the easiest operation he had was an electrician. “When I opened the electrician up, everything was laid neatly out and surgery was a snap.”

The second surgeon said,” Well, an electrician may be easy, but easier than an electrician is an architect. When I opened him up, not only was he neatly laid out, everything was color coded.”

The third surgeon said, “Well an electrician and an architect may be easy, but by far the easiest surgery I have ever had was on an attorney.

The others looked at him and asked why.

“Well, an attorney only has two working parts; a mouth and an a##hole and both are interchangeable”