She makes me want to throw up.

One cliche after another after another. JOE SIX PACK in the first 5 minutes. "DARN RIGHT!" and "NEVER AGAIN!" three times. She's doodling. And she's embarrassing herself and her party. It is stunning, good lord---it's like Betty Crocker without the benefits of intelligent flash cards.

Talk to us about greed and corruption, Sarah. How's that investigation on you going, by the way?

She is obscenely disrespectful and completely and totally unprepared and, by the way, freaking out---deer in the headlights. It's not about you making your own "straight talk", Sarah. They're called talking points, and it's the way you adhere to the debate outline. It's inane rambling, it's desperate reiteration of chin chucking awww shucks crap, and it's lie after lie. What a mess. A toxic mess, right, Sarah?

Oh please, roll your eyes one more time.

"Put the American people back on the side of the American people"

I smell a new t-shirt.

Praise the lord and pass the ammunition. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?