How about ..... "The CIA confirmed today that some but not all of the POWs during the Vietnam War were impregnated with a TOP Secret chip which would activate upon a "Manchurian-like Canditate" gaining control of the US Government as President someday in the following decades.

Sources could not confirm or deny the existence of such a chip being impregnated in the very hospital area that John McCain was treated for his injuries. Sources close to John McCain suggested that at least one of the cancer surgeries on his face was exploratory in nature and could have been a covert cover for locating and possibly extracting such a chip. As his voluminous health related records were only displayed for one day in a tightly controlled session without the benefit of photocoping, evidence which could have been uncovered of such a chip was not detected leading to further speculation that such a chip could well be there and getting ready to activate.

McCain and his staff were tight lipped about the facts surrounding the candidate and would not comment only further fueling the speculation that everything revealed was true. Leading one to wonder, "Can America afford to take a chance?"

How was that????? lol!