I'm a Dog, a boy dog, and we PEE on ANYTHING & EVERYTHING;
it's really not our fault.
We mark our terrytory cause we like girl dogs;
well, most of us,
in two years I will run for Mayor of my RED Town,
and though, Marrage freaks me out,
I will Marry Gay Couples;

then I will be Burnt at the stake.

It will be worth it.