One day, John McCain decided to go for a ride in his limo. He was tired of the city, so he told his limo driver to take him to the country.

They drove around for hours, and it soon became late. The driver was getting rather tired and found it difficult to keep his eyes open.

Suddenly, the limo hit a huge bump and the two men heard a terrible scream.

The limo driver stopped the car immediately to see what had happened. John McCain soon got out of the car also, to investigate.

"What happened?!" asked John.

"I ran over a pig," replied his driver.

John McCain looked horrified.

"Well go over to that farmhouse and tell them what you did. That pig could have been theirs."

So the driver walked over to the farmhouse and knocked on the door.
John McCain waited in the limo for nearly 2 and a-half hours.

Finally, the limo driver came back and got back into the car. McCain, infuriated that his driver had left him alone for so long, demanded to know where he had been.

"Do you know how long you've been gone?! What happened up there?" he asked.

The limo driver, happily confused, replied, "Those people up there threw me a huge party."

McCain, confused himself, asked, "What? Why?"

The limo driver started up his car and answered, "I told them I was driving John McCain around, and I ran over the pig."