Any posters here that work for an airline? My wife does!

Last night while she lay sleeping, she died or so it seems. She went to Heaven, but only in her dreams.

It seems that St Peter met her there at the Pearly Gate.
He said "I must check your record, stand right here and wait. Hmmmm, I see where you drank alcohol, smoked and swore quite often too. Fact is you've done many things that a good person shouldn't so! We can't have people like you up here. Your life was full of sin."

Then he read the last of her record, grasped her hand and said, "Air Canada, come on in!!"

He took her to the Big Boss!!

"Take her in and please treat her well; she worked for an airline, sir, she's already had her share of Hell!"