That's really not true,
I'm always Horny.
I took the oath "Make Love Not War" very seriously.
And now that I'm older that dirt
I still take it anywhere I can get it,
I mean seriously.
Maybe the State Troopers raided Rays stall in the mensroom
and he needs release,
Republicmyassians get into each other and if I am ever Mayor
I will Marry them,
I just won't turn my back on them.