Alright Pirate so yuh brought out me squirrel story. Nuh blame me, is you do eet!

I am driving home after grocery shopping, there's a likkle thud in the parking lot. I get out and nuh see nuttin and tires are fine so I drive home but a thumpa thumpa all de while. Check again at home, no flats, nuttin.

Next day I go a fabric store, said ting. Bumbo! so me a check check caan fine nuttin.

Car park a couple days but ever time me drive a thumpa, but start get less.

4th day said way me get really irritated and when me park again me check really good and RAHTID!

Front left tire. Ever see Wile. E. Coyote when im shoot off imself wid rocket fe catch Roadrunner? Squirrel flat and black spread eagle pon tire big bushy tail pancake flat a dangle from im ras deh pon tire like photo.

Never see nuttin like it! Me laugh to tears Jah know.